Ah, sometimes Facebook ads are actually useful. It showed me a t-shirt site called Meanfellas.com, which I immedately had to investigate:
Lowood Charity School. It’s £15 (or more, depending on size/style) and comes in white or pink. Free shipping to anywhere in the world.
If Jane Eyre doesn’t take your fancy (o.O) there’s also this one, based on Pride & Prejudice:
Pemberley House is also from £15 and in pink or white. What’s wrong with green, eh? Or purple? Or red? Or blue?
They have a handful of other literary (and TV) tees as well, which you apparently can get in decent colours.