TV miniseries review: Treasure Island (Sky/Syfy, 2012), directed by Steve Barron
This classic pirate tale, once penned by Robert Louis Stevenson, begins with young Jim Hawkins (Toby Regbo) and his mum (Shirley Henderson) stumbling across a tale of a pirate treasure, belonging to the notorious Captain Flint (Donald Sutherland).
Being in dire need of cash after the death of his father, Jim takes his tale to Dr. Livesey (Daniel Mays), and once they've secured funds for the expedition by the greedy Squire Trelawney (Rupert Penry-Jones), they set sail for the caribbean.
Little do they know parts of the crew, such as the cook Long John Silver (Eddie Izzard), are actually former associates of Flint, who are more than a little interested in getting their mitts on the treasure ... and they're not the only ones ...
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Showing posts with label Eddie Izzard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eddie Izzard. Show all posts
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Thursday, 10 November 2011
The Italian Job (1969)
Film review: The Italian Job (1969), directed by Peter Collinson
Odds are, you will have heard of this movie. In particular if you're a fan of Eddie Izzard, who does quite a bit about it in one of his stand-up shows. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" and so on.
Smooth criminal Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) is released from prison, and is told of a great plot to steal £4 million in Italy. So, with his current squeeze Lorna (Margaret Blye) as a sidekick, he starts assembling a team to carry out the plan - and even gets a prison manager (Noel Coward) involved!
And once the preparations are done - which include getting a trio of Minis set up - it's off to Italy to carry out the nefarious plot.
Odds are, you will have heard of this movie. In particular if you're a fan of Eddie Izzard, who does quite a bit about it in one of his stand-up shows. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" and so on.
Smooth criminal Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) is released from prison, and is told of a great plot to steal £4 million in Italy. So, with his current squeeze Lorna (Margaret Blye) as a sidekick, he starts assembling a team to carry out the plan - and even gets a prison manager (Noel Coward) involved!
And once the preparations are done - which include getting a trio of Minis set up - it's off to Italy to carry out the nefarious plot.
Sunday, 20 June 2010
Valkyrie (2008)
Film review: Valkyrie (2008), directed by Bryan Singer
It's been a while since we saw this film now, but seeing it on a shelf in Asda today reminded me that I still hadn't written a review.
It's about a bunch of Nazis who thinks the war is a bad idea and plan to assassinate Hitler, and the movie follows them and their plotting and attempt to seize power of the nation. And, ultimately, failing. I wouldn't class it as a spoiler, considering anyone who's at all clued up on history (which, according to an article I read last night on the BBC News site, youths in India are not) already knows they failed. And if you don't like parentheses, go back and read it and click on the link and read the article. Scary, isn't it?
"Well, Hitler killed a whole bunch of people, but we're sort of okay with that because WOW, look at how efficient the guy was! Made the trains run on time and everything! Sorted the over-crowding problem well out. We'll have one of them Führers to sort out our own country, please." It's just a tragically flawed reasoning and I'm amazed (and terrified) at how stupid humans can be sometimes.
Have we really reached the point where we can reduce genocide to a shrug because the man behind it all had "mad leadership skillz"? Yes, maybe he did make the trains run on time, but considering those trains were full of men, women and children who were taken to death camps and systematically either enslaved or slaughtered (or first enslaved and then slaughtered) ... those aren't the kind of trains you want to run on time, because they shouldn't be run PERIOD!
Sorry for going somewhat off-topic, but that article really bugs me.
It's been a while since we saw this film now, but seeing it on a shelf in Asda today reminded me that I still hadn't written a review.
It's about a bunch of Nazis who thinks the war is a bad idea and plan to assassinate Hitler, and the movie follows them and their plotting and attempt to seize power of the nation. And, ultimately, failing. I wouldn't class it as a spoiler, considering anyone who's at all clued up on history (which, according to an article I read last night on the BBC News site, youths in India are not) already knows they failed. And if you don't like parentheses, go back and read it and click on the link and read the article. Scary, isn't it?
"Well, Hitler killed a whole bunch of people, but we're sort of okay with that because WOW, look at how efficient the guy was! Made the trains run on time and everything! Sorted the over-crowding problem well out. We'll have one of them Führers to sort out our own country, please." It's just a tragically flawed reasoning and I'm amazed (and terrified) at how stupid humans can be sometimes.
Have we really reached the point where we can reduce genocide to a shrug because the man behind it all had "mad leadership skillz"? Yes, maybe he did make the trains run on time, but considering those trains were full of men, women and children who were taken to death camps and systematically either enslaved or slaughtered (or first enslaved and then slaughtered) ... those aren't the kind of trains you want to run on time, because they shouldn't be run PERIOD!
Sorry for going somewhat off-topic, but that article really bugs me.
Monday, 28 December 2009
The Day of the Triffids #1
Happened to come across this, a new BBC version of the Day of the Triffids, recorded in 2009. I've never seen any triffid versions before and all I know about it is that it's about plants that can move around and eat people.
Triffids are plants grown in big greenhouses so that oil can be harvested from them. Oil that "saved the world from global warming", we're told, because it's very good and all. It begins with the sky looking strange, then there's a bright light and everyone's blinded... Chaos breaks out in the aftermath, the triffids are set free to roam the earth and eat people. In the midst of this chaos are a number of people who aren't blinded.
Triffids are plants grown in big greenhouses so that oil can be harvested from them. Oil that "saved the world from global warming", we're told, because it's very good and all. It begins with the sky looking strange, then there's a bright light and everyone's blinded... Chaos breaks out in the aftermath, the triffids are set free to roam the earth and eat people. In the midst of this chaos are a number of people who aren't blinded.
Sunday, 25 October 2009
Eddie Izzard: Stripped
WHAT: Eddie Izzard: Stripped
WHERE: Trent FM Arena, Nottingham
WHEN: 24 October 2009
I'm not just into cute actors and costume dramas, I'm also a big fan of comedy. Stand-up comedy, for instance, and among the many greats, there is Eddie Izzard. For those who have no idea who he is, he's a British guy born in Yemen, famous for being very funny and also for being an "action transvestite". He's not done any stand-up for six years now, as he's been busy as an Actor (Valkyrie, Mystery Men, Prince Caspian, and that TV show with Minnie Driver). Now, he's back on the stage, with a show called Stripped.
As soon as the Nottingham Trent FM Arena mailing list said "tickets for Eddie Izzard go on sale today", I jumped straight there and got tickets, and tonight was the big night. I've seen all his previous shows on DVD, bought a couple of shows on cassette tape when I was in London in 2000 and so on, so expectations were high. The Squeeze had perhaps not higher expectations than hopefully it'd be fun, as I've not forced him to watch the shows on DVD or anything. He had fun, and so did I. Seeing Eddie in real life for the first time was not disappointing.
On the two big screens on the side of the stage, there were instructions for how to send Twitter messages that would appear on screen. I sent a couple, but they didn't show up. (Which I think is because my account was set to make my tweets private - didn't know it meant ALL of them ... d'oh!) In the background, they showed live footage of the audience - saw us there briefly before the show. It was fun to read, and it made the wait seem a little quicker.
Eventually, he came on stage: jeans, stripy shirt, eyeliner and something along the lines of a dress coat/tailcoat. The décor in the background was looking like stone walls with various types of writing (hieroglyphs, Arabic, Hebrew, Latin) and symbols and such, and a window. It started by just showing what looked like the trunk of a palm tree and a blue sky. Then a sun came along and changed into an eye during the first part. In the second part, it was an eye, then finished off by the end as the moon with stars shooting past.
It was a very random show, as you'd expect. There were coughing giraffes doing charades ("tie ... grrr"), evolution, an American squirrel ("it was a nightmare, man!"), cigarette smoking feral cows (surely some cows have come loose at some point and become feral?), chickens playing jazz, a diary-writing giant squid, neighbours coveting (and covering) oxes, 300 spartans and haschisch-smoking assassins played by Sean Connery. Oh yes, and death by cake mix. Very close to cake or death, that! :D Darth Vader made a cameo as well. So ... yeah.
Plenty of nods at previous tours (such as Darth Vader, Sean Connery, etc.) and some bits that he performed at the Secret Policeman's Ball ... last year? The coughing giraffes and Noah's less-than-perfect plan of the animals on the arc (i.e. tigers would just eat everyone else) were performed there, but in a slightly abbreviated form. Here was the full extent of those bits in all their hilarious glory.
Did I mention the mimes were hilarious? Sometimes a bit drawn out, like the Persian who tried breaking up a Spartan formation by throwing himself on one of the 20-foot spears), but still funny. Nothing that made me laugh to the point of "oww my stomach muscles just got a hefty workout" but still, I did laugh quite a bit. It was funny.
According to his tweets, he's ill, but the only giveaway there was that he had to cough a few times. What a trooper to carry on with a gig when he's feeling poorly! Then again, had he cancelled, I would've been gutted. First time seeing him IRL after having being a fan of his for about ten years... glad I didn't miss it. I'm also glad I enjoyed every minute of it! I think the DVD is out already. Maybe something to put on the list for Xmas.
WHERE: Trent FM Arena, Nottingham
WHEN: 24 October 2009
I'm not just into cute actors and costume dramas, I'm also a big fan of comedy. Stand-up comedy, for instance, and among the many greats, there is Eddie Izzard. For those who have no idea who he is, he's a British guy born in Yemen, famous for being very funny and also for being an "action transvestite". He's not done any stand-up for six years now, as he's been busy as an Actor (Valkyrie, Mystery Men, Prince Caspian, and that TV show with Minnie Driver). Now, he's back on the stage, with a show called Stripped.As soon as the Nottingham Trent FM Arena mailing list said "tickets for Eddie Izzard go on sale today", I jumped straight there and got tickets, and tonight was the big night. I've seen all his previous shows on DVD, bought a couple of shows on cassette tape when I was in London in 2000 and so on, so expectations were high. The Squeeze had perhaps not higher expectations than hopefully it'd be fun, as I've not forced him to watch the shows on DVD or anything. He had fun, and so did I. Seeing Eddie in real life for the first time was not disappointing.
On the two big screens on the side of the stage, there were instructions for how to send Twitter messages that would appear on screen. I sent a couple, but they didn't show up. (Which I think is because my account was set to make my tweets private - didn't know it meant ALL of them ... d'oh!) In the background, they showed live footage of the audience - saw us there briefly before the show. It was fun to read, and it made the wait seem a little quicker.
Eventually, he came on stage: jeans, stripy shirt, eyeliner and something along the lines of a dress coat/tailcoat. The décor in the background was looking like stone walls with various types of writing (hieroglyphs, Arabic, Hebrew, Latin) and symbols and such, and a window. It started by just showing what looked like the trunk of a palm tree and a blue sky. Then a sun came along and changed into an eye during the first part. In the second part, it was an eye, then finished off by the end as the moon with stars shooting past.
It was a very random show, as you'd expect. There were coughing giraffes doing charades ("tie ... grrr"), evolution, an American squirrel ("it was a nightmare, man!"), cigarette smoking feral cows (surely some cows have come loose at some point and become feral?), chickens playing jazz, a diary-writing giant squid, neighbours coveting (and covering) oxes, 300 spartans and haschisch-smoking assassins played by Sean Connery. Oh yes, and death by cake mix. Very close to cake or death, that! :D Darth Vader made a cameo as well. So ... yeah.
Plenty of nods at previous tours (such as Darth Vader, Sean Connery, etc.) and some bits that he performed at the Secret Policeman's Ball ... last year? The coughing giraffes and Noah's less-than-perfect plan of the animals on the arc (i.e. tigers would just eat everyone else) were performed there, but in a slightly abbreviated form. Here was the full extent of those bits in all their hilarious glory.
Did I mention the mimes were hilarious? Sometimes a bit drawn out, like the Persian who tried breaking up a Spartan formation by throwing himself on one of the 20-foot spears), but still funny. Nothing that made me laugh to the point of "oww my stomach muscles just got a hefty workout" but still, I did laugh quite a bit. It was funny.
According to his tweets, he's ill, but the only giveaway there was that he had to cough a few times. What a trooper to carry on with a gig when he's feeling poorly! Then again, had he cancelled, I would've been gutted. First time seeing him IRL after having being a fan of his for about ten years... glad I didn't miss it. I'm also glad I enjoyed every minute of it! I think the DVD is out already. Maybe something to put on the list for Xmas.
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