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The English Patient (1996)

Film review: The English Patient (1996), directed by Anthony Minghella

theenglishpatientIn The English Patient, World War II is raging and in an abandoned building in Italy, French-Canadian nurse Hana (Juliette Binoche) cares for a secretive, English-speaking man with bad burns (Ralph Fiennes). Another Canadian (Willem Dafoe) shows up, with a keen interest in the English patient.

We, the viewers, find out that the patient is in fact a Hungarian count and cartographer called László de Almásy. Together with Madox (Julian Wadham), he was mapping the Sahara Desert before the war broke out. The expedition is financed by Mr and Mrs Clifton (Colin Firth and Kristin Scott Thomas).

And I’ll leave it there, because spoilers.

Also starring Naveen Andrews as Kip, Jürgen Prochnow as Major Muller and Kevin Whately as  Sgt Hardy.

This is a very long film (162 minutes or 2 hours 42 minutes), and because it’s sort of low key, it felt really long. I watched most of it in around 40-45 minute segments, because that’s about how far I got before getting a bit bored and wanting to watch something else.

It’s by no means a bad film. It’s beautiful, very scenic, romantic, and well-acted. I’m not keen on cheating-on-your-spouse romances, unless the spouse in question is such a bad or horrible person you can see why someone would want someone else, which this isn’t. As far as we can tell (and as far as I can remember), there’s nothing wrong with the cheated spouse.

Oh, anyway. It’s a long and occasionally slow film, but it’s pretty good, and I’d love to see more love stories where one half of the couple is Naveen Andrews.

3.8 out of 5 unexploded bombs.

Traxy Thornfield

A Swedish introvert residing in Robin Hood Country (Nottingham, UK) with a husband and two cats. She's an eager participant in tabletop and play-by-post roleplaying, woodworking, photography and European travel, when there's not a plague on. Might get a novel out one of these days, if she doesn't get too distracted along the way.

4 thoughts on “The English Patient (1996)

  1. You know the scene in Robin Hood where Robin is carrying Marian through the desert? I’ve always wondered if that was Dominic M.’s way of remembering his brother.

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