The Squeee banner with lots of pictures of things I enjoy


Currently Reading

From the Past

Films on the to-do list

  • Black Widow
  • Chimes at Midnight
  • Den blomstertid nu kommer (backed!)
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • Last Christmas
  • MIB: International
  • Remember Sunday
  • Shazam! 2
  • Spy Guys
  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Wonder Woman: 1984

Vogon Poetry Corner #1

“Dark Matter”

Thy freddled loontingbells chime arbluously silent
There can be no competition in the lurgid starship
Do you believe in fruntishly dooling coincitrance?
Brezzled be in the mopishly sturly halterings, nay
Pool thine stemfrundles belatedly sturdy – or else
Stark marketing ploys from the ones not knowingly.

Resistance is useless!

Traxy Thornfield

A Swedish introvert residing in Robin Hood Country (Nottingham, UK) with a husband and two cats. She's an eager participant in tabletop and play-by-post roleplaying, woodworking, photography and European travel, when there's not a plague on. Might get a novel out one of these days, if she doesn't get too distracted along the way.

2 thoughts on “Vogon Poetry Corner #1

  1. This Vogon lingo is very reminiscent of Lewis. Carroll’s “The Jabberwocky”. 🙂

    1. No doubt Douglas Adams took inspiration from him, and I in turn took inspiration from Douglas Adams. 🙂

      Wrote a selection of Vogon poems for a roleplaying game in June, but didn’t end up using them, so I thought I’d put them to good use.

Leave a Reply to Traxy Cancel reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: